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The Watch · beta · 22 desks · paper · $59 once

Twenty-two desks. Every one of them shows its work.

GC=F: held the lone long from 4478.94, no new sortie — tape shut, no 1h coil. Trailing stop ratcheted up to 4399.08.
The scout's face, cut from the same desk card shown beside this sentence.Team Micro Scout · below its opening stake · decided two hours before this captureThe same sentence, on the desk's own card →

They run on your own machine. Each holds a simulated $10,000 of paper money, takes a turn every 4 hours on real prices, and writes down what it did and why. This one opened nothing, and said why.

Get The Watch — $59beta · one-time · instant downloadWatch it run →asks for a free account · the board itself needs none

beta · Full source · one-time · paper trading only · Node 23.4+ · Windows · your own agent CLI and its bill

One desk's card on the live board: a hooded scout's portrait, the name Team Micro Scout, a RIDING badge, its paper account sitting below its opening stake with the difference in red, and the desk's own written account of the turn it just took — that it held its single position and opened nothing because the tape was shut.
· The Watch · 13 AUG 2026, 06:31 UTC · paper · unaudited
The roster

There are twenty-two of them.

One row of them, exactly as the board lays them out — no pick, no rearrangement. Each card carries a name, its paper balance against the stake it opened on, and the desk's own account of the turn it just took. One of the four is red; the whole field is further down.

Four desk cards side by side on the board, each one whole: a hooded ranger, an armoured knight carrying a warhammer, a silver-haired astronomer holding a golden orrery, and a green-lit scout. Under every portrait is that desk's name, a RIDING badge, its paper account with its distance from its opening stake beside it — three in green and the fourth in red — the desk's own written account of the turn it just took, its group and timeframe chips, and its footer.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →Four desks whole, on a board that is running · The Watch · 13 August 2026 · paper · unaudited

RECORDED ROUND13 AUG 2026, 08:02–08:17 UTC

  1. Team Lab-Trader's face, cut from that desk's own card in the picture above.Team Lab-TraderRIDING 1

    GC=F: the daily channel break re-fired at 4408.6, but my long already IS that ticket — no new order, bracket 4224.42/4618.37 stands.

  2. Team Micro Scout's face, cut from that desk's own card in the picture above.Team Micro ScoutRIDING 1

    GC=F: holding the runaway long, no new sortie. Price 4429.1 has slid to 30 points above my trailing stop at 4399.08.

  3. Team 4H General's face, cut from that desk's own card in the picture above.Team 4H GeneralRIDING 1

    GC=F: three 4h lanes (channel, coil, thrust) all quiet — no draw. Long held, trail now 4397.46. SI=F flat too; 1D fired but that's off my beat.

  4. Team Daily General's face, cut from that desk's own card in the picture above.Team Daily GeneralRIDING 1

    Gold closed 4408.9, above the 20-day band's top rail 4408.6 — 015 confirms, but I'm already long since Aug10; bracket unchanged, no new order.

Each desk's own lead line, the one line it writes for a trader who reads nothing else, word for word off the four cards above, in the order they decided.

The application

7 screens, one board.

The whole application, on your own machine — and this frame names every screen it has.

The Today screen of a running board: the seven screens it carries, a live ticker across gold, silver and the euro with the hour it was taken, the supervisor's feed of filed reports, its summary of what needs a human with chips reading 22 desks, $10,000 each and PAPER, the account total for the whole board over a sparkline, and the panels showing what is about to fire, what changed in the last day, and how many legs are open with the first few of them listed.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →Today, one of 7 screens, on a board that is running · The Watch · 13 AUG 2026, 09:47 UTC · paper · unauditedToday, one of 7 screens, on a board that is running · The Watch · 13 AUG 2026, 12:12 UTC · paper · unaudited

The board opens by saying what needs a human. In this frame: thirteen desks riding, six waiting by rule, and a row counting three it cannot run. It names those three on cards of their own, further down.

What you get to change

You can rewrite its temperament.

So your default is FLAT; a skipped session on dead tape is a win.

arena.config.json — the desk in the picture

…no new sortie — tape shut, no 1h coil.

the desk in the fold, that same turn

That is not a line we wrote about the product. It is a string in a text file you receive, and you can change it.

What an agent desk writes

It keeps its own book.

An agent desk writes a playbook and a journal into a repository it owns, and commits them every turn. Every hypothesis carries the date it dies on, and the desk is required to kill its own.

A desk's own workspace on the board, badged AGENT-WRITTEN: a file rail listing PLAYBOOK.md and JOURNAL.md, then the playbook itself — one rule citing three dated journal entries, and three hypotheses that each end with a literal kill-by date. Footed UNAUDITED, GIT-VERSIONED EVERY TURN.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →PLAYBOOK.md, written by the desk · The Watch · 13 August 2026

What this produces is a record, not a result. A desk that writes a good playbook is not thereby a desk that makes money — this product's own study found no edge at all, and it ships in the zip.

Not a selection

It publishes what went wrong.

Eight desks up, nine level, five down, on the board this came off. The five red squares are as much the record as the green ones.

Two panels of the board. THE FIELD counts the whole roster — eight desks up, nine level, five down — and draws one square per desk, five of them red. WHERE THE RISK IS shows how the open positions are spread across gold, silver, the euro and bitcoin.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →The whole board, not a selection · The Watch · 13 August 2026

Thirty-one positions opened on this board, sixteen closed, fourteen of them stopped out.

A stop-out is the risk rail catching a desk being wrong, which is the fact worth publishing.

Two cards from the board, one above the other. WHAT THIS BOARD IS reads LIVE 14.3 DAYS, 54 ROUNDS, 590 turns, and under it the board's own tally: thirty-one positions opened, sixteen closed, fourteen of them stopped out, two reached target. HOW EVERY CLOSE ENDED lists its ten most recent closes beneath it with the date and hour of each, the desk that held it, the instrument, the direction and the rule that ended it — STOPPED OUT nine times in a row before a TARGET REACHED. Footed with the board's own note that no amount is shown and none is read.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →The board's tally, and its most recent closes under it · The Watch · 13 AUG 2026, 11:00 UTC
The result we published

Its own study found nothing, and ships anyway.

four families, five windows, three control types, one out-of-sample year: zero edges survived

Two families are dead at this cadence; two are unresolved rather than disproven, and this page will not round that up.

If the board does not hold your attention for ten minutes, the source will not either, and you should keep your money.

The field guideThe Watch · v0.13.0-beta.1 · self-hosted · paper only

Twenty-two desks read one market snapshot on one clock, and the record refuses to flatter them.

A board of trading desks runs on your machine. Some are fixed rule engines. Some are large language models. Some are your own AI agent, given a file workspace it keeps across rounds. They all read the same market snapshot, they all pass the same risk guard, and every decision they make is written down with the reasoning attached.

The first thing it tells you

This product makes no claim of profit, edge or performance of any kind.

Its own pre-registered probe study finished with zero rule families surviving — two dead at this cadence, two unresolved rather than disproven — and those write-ups ship inside the zip with the negative results intact.

Every fill is simulated. There is no order routing to any broker anywhere in the code.

Every screen ends on that footer — the simulated-fill sentence in full, the probe's result as a chip beside it.

It is the reason the rest of the record is worth reading.

The footer strip of The Watch's Tape screen, unretouched: a sentence reading that every fill on this page is simulated against synthetic demo prices, that The Watch is a research and entertainment tool rather than investment advice, and that no claim is made about future results. To its right the stamp THE WATCH · v0.13.0-beta.1, and under it ESC RETURNS TO STANDINGS. Below, three chips reading OUR PROBE: ZERO SURVIVING RULE FAMILIES, TV-TESTER MODELLED · PRIORS, NOT EXPECTATIONS, and AGENT-WRITTEN DESK FILES · HUMANS NEVER EDIT.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →The product's own footer, cut unretouched from the board's Tape screen. This is the demo board, so it names synthetic prices; a live board names real ones. Captured 14 August 2026.

Point your own agent at it.

Name any command in the config. The runner writes the whole round to its standard input and reads the decision back off its standard output. Nothing else is in the path.

One line in the config

"cliCommand": ["your-cli", "--headless", "-"]

  • the roundstdin
  • your CLI runs
  • the decisionstdout

Two agents have driven a desk here: Claude Code and Codex, side by side on one board. It publishes the desks it could not run, by name, with the reason on the card.

Your CLI needs two things: it reads its prompt on standard input, and prints its answer as plain text, not inside its own event stream. Nobody has run another agent here, so nothing else is claimed.

The roster's CANNOT RUN section: three desk cards, each headed NEVER ANSWERED, each stating that no model credential is on file, so the desk cannot be asked anything and sat the turn out.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →The board publishes what never answered · The Watch · 13 August 2026
Before the money moves

What it costs, and what it needs.

The running bill

An agent desk pays a model to think every round, for as long as you leave it on. Per desk. The floor is genuinely zero.

Kind of deskPer decisionPer monthWhy
Rule deskPer decisionno billPer monthno billWhyNo model call is ever made. 4 ship switched on.
Local-model deskPer decisionno billPer monthno billWhyA model on your own machine, through Ollama. Your power.
Sonnet-class agent deskPer decision$0.199Per month$36WhyMeasured from this board's token telemetry.
Opus-class agent deskPer decision$0.893Per month$161WhyMeasured the same way, same turns.

Measured from this board's own telemetry, monthly at 6 decisions a day. You pay your provider, never us. A desk also re-reads its journal in a session nothing has measured, so that carries no figure.

What you need

PlatformWindows. Built and run on Windows; not yet run on macOS or Linux.
Node23.4 or newer — ahead of what most machines have. Check before you buy, not after.
A machine that stays onIt decides every 4 hours, so a machine that sleeps is a board that misses rounds.
An agent CLI, or noneAgent desks sign into your own account and you pay their bill. 4 rule desks need no key and no CLI.

The desk in the picture ships switched off: it needs an agent CLI, and no archive can install one for you. What runs with nothing configured is the 4 rule desks, on real prices, with no key and no account.

Licence
Run and modify it on machines you control, for yourself or your business. One public read-only board of your own. No redistributing or reselling. LICENSE.md in the ZIP is authoritative.
Updates
A new build re-points the link you have. No release schedule is promised.
One payment

The whole thing, once.

$59

The Watch is also included in All-Access — currently $97 for everything.

Beta — $59 once, at this stage. Later builds re-point the link you already have, and this copy is never converted to a subscription. After beta the intended price is $99 a month.

Paper trading only, no live execution · Windows · you pay your own model bill — about $36 a month for a Sonnet-class agent desk, $161 for Opus-class. 4 rule desks never make a paid call.

Full refund within 7 days if you have not downloaded the ZIP; a defective file, any time.

watch.proea.app is a live, read-only copy of this exact software; the Telegram feed posts every round. Neither is a trial: no account, no expiry, neither going behind a paywall.

  • Point your own agent CLI at it, fenced to one folder.
  • Build a desk from the board in one press, on Windows.
  • Or add one by hand: one JSON object, one file.
  • Read any turn back: prompt and raw answer.
  • Change anything: rules, guard, fees, board.
Twelve desk cards on the board in three rows of four, every card whole: a watchman carrying a lantern, an armoured drummer, a masked figure in a wide hat, a helmeted figure wreathed in lightning, one card with no portrait at all painting its own colour instead, a green-eyed automaton, a hooded specialist, a silver-haired astronomer holding a golden orrery, a ranger with a warhammer, a green-lit scout, a robed swing trader and a knight in gold. Under every portrait is that desk's name, a RIDING badge, its paper account with its distance from its opening stake — seven in green and five in red — the desk's own written account of the turn it just took, its group and timeframe chips, and the owner's own TURN NOW control.
Shown at 1:1 with the board · swipe →Twelve desks whole, on a board that is running · The Watch · 13 August 2026 · paper · unaudited

What a careful buyer asks.

Can I see it working before I pay?
Yes. watch.proea.app is a live, read-only copy of The Watch, and its Telegram feed at @thewatchdesk_bot posts every round.
Does it trade real money?
No. Every fill is simulated; no order routing exists in the code.
Will it make me money?
No. Its own pre-registered study — 4 families, 5 windows, an out-of-sample year — found zero edges survived.
Does it run on a Mac?
Not today. It is built and run on Windows; it has not been run on macOS or Linux.
What does it cost to run?
Depends which desks you switch on; you pay your model provider, never us. 4 rule desks and a local-model desk make no paid call, so the floor is genuinely zero. Measured on our own board at 6 decisions a day, an agent desk runs about $36 a month Sonnet-class, $161 Opus-class. The software itself is a one-time $59, not a subscription.
Do the desks I make get portraits?
Not automatically: drop a jpg named for the desk into one folder and it has a face on every screen; until you do it renders as a plain colour. Twenty-one of the twenty-two desks that ship carry one; the folder's one other jpg is the supervisor's, not a desk's.
The Watch · $59one-time · paper trading · Windows

The Watch is self-hosted research and entertainment software. It simulates trading on real prices with money that does not exist, places no orders, and is not advice, a signal service, or a bot that trades your account. It claims no profit and no edge: the only performance it reports is its desks' simulated paper record, and its own pre-registered study found no surviving edge — that study ships with it. Model costs are yours. Trading carries substantial risk of loss; nothing here recommends trading. © 2026 ProEA Lab.